Suatu siang sehari sebelum hari Nyepi…
Minion-Jr: “Mood ku lagi pengen ngerock rek hari ini…”
ex-Minion: “Ayo kene tak support pisan…”
Minion-Jr: “Aq mo golek lagu2 rock dulu ahhh…”
ex-Minion: “Download buat nyepi sesok yo?”
Minion-jr: “Yo moso Nyepi malah ngedugem rek…”
ex-Minion: “Yo anggo headset nuh…”
Minion-Jr: “Panas kuping rek, nek kesuwen pake headset.”
ex-Minion: “Weh… Headset e elek bearti kae.”
Minion-Jr: “Duduk headset e sing elek, headset e sih apik jo…”
Minion-Jr: “Cuma ya ancen kuping e sing ndeso. Gak tahan anggo headset suwe2”
ex-Minion: *Ngakak guling2… sambil ngomong “Ancen Ndeso kowe!!”
**Below is the translate for non-javanese 😛
Minion-Jr: “Mood ku lagi pengen ngerock hari ini…”
ex-Minion: “Ayo sini tak support juga…”
Minion-Jr: “Aq mo cari lagu2 rock dulu ahhh…”
ex-Minion: “Download buat nyepi bsk yo?”
Minion-jr: “Yo masa Nyepi malah ngedugem rek…”
ex-Minion: “Yo pake headset nuh…”
Minion-Jr: “Panas kuping rek, klo kelamaan pake headset.”
ex-Minion: “Weh… Headsetnya jelek bearti itu.”
Minion-Jr: “Bukan headsetnya yang jelek, headsetnya sih bagus men…”
Minion-Jr: “Cuma ya emang kupingnya yg ndeso. Gak tahan pake headset lama2”
ex-Minion: *Ngakak guling2… sambil ngomong “Dasar Ndeso kamuh!!”